TAKERS (film) ..

SPoiLeR(s) -->> undaneffahere

so i seen TAKERS yesterday night.. (11:45pm)


but get into how we went onna whim.
and i payed zero dollars..

but anywhore.. so we went to see it .. it was the bomb dot com.!! with no sex scenes and really no intimate encounters.. this movie really did the damn thing.. had alotta sex appeal.. and had served action for dat ass!! Big Ups to John Luessenhop. Grossing in the first week, $20,512,304

--TRaiLeR BeLoW--

lets get into the cast shall we.

Chris Brown aka Miss.Christina-->> she had almost no lines.. and she was SUPERHUMAN!! did yall see dat bitch jump over 15 Cars, get hit my a bus.. leap-frog over a taxi, jumps three stories form a roof.. and slide his swole ass into a view of a swingin door.. GADDAMN.!! dis scene was THEEEEEEE bestest! hands down.. some may say seeing Idris Half Naked was tea.. and u know who you are.. lol. but chris and his Wall to Wall ass was goin off.! u wudda thought this bitch was Donkey Kong's Cousin's Baby Daddy's Brother.. gurl lemme tell you what!

Idris Elba aka dreessy-->> brought so much sex appeal (NO HOMO..lol) to the film.. frm the accent all the way to the attitude.. he delivered 110% and he LIVED!! yasssssssssssssssss. but get into his crakhead sister gettin him caught up.. but no ma'am her line sniffin ass wudda got, got along time ago.. i wudda left her ass..

Micheal Ealy aka chelly-->> had his lil "come hither" approach playing CHRISTINA'S brother.. like he gave mystery.. and he was the only one with a love interest.. and he was hard.. but soft at the same time..

Hayden Christensen-->> hmm.. i only really payed him mind.. wen he was servin Jet Li and Jackie Chan all in one in the scene where he brought money for C4 and they tried to rob him.. he was NOT GOIN FOR SHIT!! he showed nothin but his ass in dat scene.!

Paul Walker-->> he gave nothin but goon.. but u cuddnt be mad cuz he was in Snow Dogs. lol.. he was a real nigga da whole time.. he rammed dem bank trucks with no hesitation!! tell me wen he rammed dat bitch u aint jump up. i was crunk.. through that whole entire scene.. u go Miss.Walker!! i can dig it.!

and u cannot.. must not.. and I WILL NOT!! forget..

T.I.P Harris aka Tippany-->> he was a sneaky bitch.. he served me goose bumps the whole time.. cuz i knew trickery was afoot wen his bright ass got outta jail.. but ya he snapped out.. i cuddnt be mad cuz he is T.I. although he turned out to be the bad guy.. and in-turn got Chris Brown killed.. uggggh.. ='(

but all in all dis movie was good id see it a second time.. it had a perfect group of todays hottest men.. and each personality played out PERFECTLY!! i had no complaints.. except Chris Brown died.. but other den dat.. that shit was real live. and ask anyone who went with me.. was i not crunk for it.. and if u wanna take me to go see it.. i wud be more than happy to free load.!!




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